Posted 1 hour ago

streeter:

cockenblog:

amandalynferri:

Congrats to my luscious cream puff sarahschneider on her Emmy nom. 

My best friend wrote a song about having sex on twin bed and got an Emmy nomination for it.

SARRRRRR!!!!

"It’s a whole thing with Jean" might have been the most I’ve laughed at anything in the past year.

Posted 21 hours ago

downtowndownton:

Disney quotes to live by. <3

Posted 23 hours ago

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

Posted 1 day ago

justlaughterandgladness:

I am an artist, please don’t respect me

Posted 1 day ago

tarsuswhore:

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

ME TOO

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Posted 1 day ago

collegehumor:

If Game of Thrones Were Happy

Cave sex forever!!! If only…. :(

Posted 1 day ago

epic-vines:

I want a baby got now

Vine by: Sarah Herrin

Posted 2 days ago
My alone feels so good. I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.
Warsan Shire (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Posted 2 days ago
Holding on to anything is like holding on to your breath. You will suffocate. The only way to get anything in the physical universe is by letting go of it. Let go and it will be yours forever.
Deepak Chopra (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Posted 2 days ago

bravedannyflint:

a part of me is like, there’s no fucking way that a block formation of soldiers on horses could be so disciplined as to maintain straight rows while turning

and another part of me is like, well it is stannis baratheon

Posted 2 days ago

"Muster the Rohirrim! Assemble the army at Dunharrow, as many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor. And war.

(Source: lotrdaily)

Posted 3 days ago

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then.