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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

Posted 10 hours ago
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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

Posted 1 day ago

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

(Source: lovelife)

Posted 2 days ago
smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

Posted 2 days ago

aseaofquotes:

Paul Auster, The Invention of Solitude

Posted 2 days ago

heythisisbecky:

hobbies include picking an early bedtime and then methodically calculating how much sleep i am losing as i procrastinate my early bedtime

Posted 2 days ago
"Petyr Baelish is a fugly slut."

"Petyr Baelish is a fugly slut."

(Source: unyx)

Posted 3 days ago
socialhermitude:

This is what dreams are made of.

socialhermitude:

This is what dreams are made of.

(Source: emhalhp)

Posted 3 days ago
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bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

image

Posted 3 days ago
thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

(Source: meowgoesthebear)

Posted 4 days ago
My editor won’t let any of the characters swear. Which is sometimes difficult because Ron is definitely a boy who would swear.